The weekend just past found me visiting kidderminster, sheffield and
brighton and by far the most depraved thing I witnessed in any of
these three dens of iniquity was a semi-naked man sliding down a
waterslide clutching to his breast a live chicken. Unfortunately
I was unaware I was about to witness an event of such rare debasement
and was only able to catch the immediate aftermath (poorly - apologies) on my
camera phone. The chicken was apparently unperturbed by it's
carriage in the arms of a moustachioed maniac down the water slide and
went on to lead a full and productive life.
This is going head to head with the equally bestial collision of stag
and hen pictured here in their natural habitat (a club in bournemouth). Performing that
long standing ritual - the hen peck.
